So Long, Smytty

Well, once again, we Oiler fans are having to endure the loss of the *face of the franchise*. Why is it we have to go through this time and again? Why does it seem that the Oilers are a farm team for every other team in the league? I thought the new CBA would put an end to that, no? I was telling Ryan (my Ryan) that the Smyths were devastated by the move, and this is how the conversation went:

Ryan: Do they have kids?

Me: Yes, two little girls.

What are their names?

Isabella and Elizabeth.

Why did they name them the same name?

I said Isabella and Elizabeth.

I know, so why did they name them the same name?

Huh? They're two different names.

Well, they may as well be the same name.

All right, if you say so?????