Name: Molly MayDOB: August 1, 2005
Weight: 7 lbs
Eye Colour: Yellow, and eyes are different shapes, as evidenced by above photo
Physique: Tall and skinny, some may even say homely, such as myself
Likes: Sami, climbing, pumpkin, ice cream, licking shower water, Christmas trees
Dislikes: When Mommy yanks her out of the ceiling, yelling at her, and swatting her face for climbing in the walls as she did AGAIN last night after her Dad inadvertently left the closet under the stairs open so she could scamper up the walls and into the ceiling at 11:30 last night
Price: $1 million
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!
1 comment:
I don't have a million dollars, but I can trade you two cobweb covered brats who claw their way up two by fours and pry open a cardboard barrier to explore the extensive crawlspaces in our old home.
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